Damon

~Was elected to Student Council in the fall. One of his campaign promises was to have a "Pot of Gold Chocolate Coins Hunt" for St. Patrick's Day. We fulfilled that for his class a couple of Fridays ago. He told me we didn't have to do it, because he didn't promise he would, but I told him it's never too soon to start campaigning for next year.

~With his gingerbread house from a kit at Christmas time
~Earned his purple belt in Tae Kwon Do. Last Saturday I watched him beat up a girl. Thank you, Women's Rights Movement, for making that possible. Master Chung kept urging her to "Fight back! Fight back!" Thwack, Damon kicks her again in the gut.

~Is an advocate of exceptionally clean language. Crap, crud, butt, stupid, jerk, are all forbidden. He accuses me of saying bad words because I called someone a jerk (oops) and referred to the bottom of his baseball bat as the butt (not even Webster's Dictionary could convince him that that was an appropriate way to use butt).