Last Saturday
Jake: Damon, you can't hit Anne! You're a lot stronger than her. Do you ever see me hitting mom?
Damon: No, but I've see you threaten each other with knives.
Huh?!
Wednesday
Me: Claire, say that faster.
Claire: Why do you always make me talk faster? I don't like it.
Me: Because talking slow might annoy kids at school. I don't want them to be mean to you.
Claire: If they are, they're just jealous.
Me: Why would they be jealous?
Claire: Because I'm so great.
Today
Anne: What happens in the next life if you chop your head off?
2 comments:
thanks for sharing your hilarious family moments, they always make me LAUGH...and miss you guys!
Ha ha! Love it! I need Claire to give me some pointers on self-confidence.
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