Thursday, February 26, 2009

Train up a child in the way he should go, and when his is 5, he will not depart from it.

Please avoid this catastrophic mistake we've made. Damon's once promising future in the fields of math and science has been destroyed by our failure.

Don't teach your kids that squares are squares and rectangles are rectangles. Rather, teach them that a square is a special kind of rectangle.

Damon refuses to believe this, and nothing his teachers, his parents, or the internet says can change his mind.

Save yourselves from endless arguments you'll never win, even with the truth on your side.

4 comments:

Kristyn said...

That is too funny! You are going to have your hands full with that smarty pants.

lissyfarnz said...

That's a riot, Charlotte! Thanks for sharing!

LD said...

Damon and I don't like you messing with our brains. A square is a square, leave it at that.

Kim said...

That sounds like something Nathan would do. Too funny.